The Babylon Bee Would Like To Apologize To Xi Jinping For Referring To Him As ‘President’ And Not ‘A Stuffed Honey-Loving Bear Who Lives In The Hundred Acre Wood’
BABYLON, FL - The Babylon Bee would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Xi Jinping for a very, very bad mistake we made earlier. We continued to refer to him as ‘president’ in our articles, when we really should have called him Winnie the Pooh, as he self-identifies as a honey-loving stuff…
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