All posts tagged Humor
Want to See How Hard I Exercise?
Earlier this year I became a member of The Athlete District, and I just uploaded this video to have them check my form. (They are on vacation this week, so we have to do exercise at home.)
This will give you an idea of just how intense the workouts are:
(Cross-posted on my AI: Alan Intelligence blog.)
“Linus Van Pelt Banned from Community Theater For Reciting Bible Verse”
Related?
Goals
COVID-19 “Amnesty”?

“Somebody Had to Say It” Comedy Special by Jim Breuer
Not only is Jim Breuer a hilarious comedian, he’s actually somebody who has been brave during the pandemic. Recently, I saw he posted an entire comedy special on YouTube. Sadly, I cannot embed it here, but you can watch it directly on YouTube.
Wassup?!
I introduced my youngest to this classic commercial this morning:
Tiktaalik
Although a lot of the article was “could be’s” masquerading as facts, it was interesting nevertheless:

And here is an example of a Tiktaalik-inspired meme:

Mother’s Day Humor
Colorado’s Four Seasons
“Around here we joke that Colorado’s four seasons are Snow, Mud, Fire, and Construction.”
– Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit)
🙂
P.S. Glad to know I live in the same state Stephen. Greetings from the high plains!
— Alan Fahrner 🎙 (@JegErAlan) April 25, 2022
Happy Friday Thoughts
Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged The One Ring.
Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade to darkness before he put madness in the minds of men.
It's never too late to follow your dreams!
— Angry Robot (@angryrobotbooks) April 17, 2021
“Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend”

You Mean It Says…?
You mean it says we should never have allowed women to vote?
This right here says it all pic.twitter.com/yq2Ztw7YJ3
— Mauty480 (@Mauty480) April 10, 2022
I’M JUST KIDDING!!!
I Miss Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan seemed like a genuinely nice guy, and boy he could tell a joke. 🙂
Hat tip: Not the Bee.
Eerp…

Important Tweet Thread to Read
A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share – even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6 pic.twitter.com/y1RspNRUzy
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) February 6, 2022
Okay, this Is Funny
Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color https://t.co/ZzV3zPS2jJ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 30, 2022
Sunday Is Almost Here Folks!
Credit for this joke to Ace of Spades HQ
Sunday is almost here folks! 🙂
P.S. Joke in text form for the visually impaired:
WKRP Turkey Drop
The funniest “Turkey event” ever:
A “Perfect” Comedy Sketch
This is what I would describe as a perfectly executed comedy sketch (profanity warning):
Key & Peele are extremely talented…and this is my favorite sketch by them (“Substitute Teacher”).
Eerp…
NFL Removes All Coaches, Players, Fans Who Have Ever Said A Bad Word, Only Tim Tebow Remainshttps://t.co/RjpkAbFYY8
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 14, 2021
Okay, this is funny…

“Let’s review the entry plan: enter through the southeast door, walk three foursies then turn left, two threesies then right…”
— DarkAdapted (@DarkAdapted) July 8, 2021
Hat tip to Instapundit.
P.S. And no, I am not saying illegal activities on January 6 in D.C. were funny.
Update:
This made me chuckle:
Full disclosure, there’s a fully assembled Death Star in my house. https://t.co/Myzt9SnqKU
— Tim Wood 🇺🇸⚔️ (@TimOnPoint) July 7, 2021
Update (July 12, 2021):
F-15s and Nuclear Weapons
Yesterday, President Biden regrettably tried to argue against perceptions that the 2nd Amendment is also so we can protect ourselves from the government, noting it would be futile since we would never be allowed to buy all the arms the military has. You know, like F-15s and nuclear weapons.
Although I think it disingenuous to claim Biden was threatening to use either against U.S citizens, it was a dopey enough thing to say to warrant a ribbing. 🙂


Please ignore the over-the-top wording of the second article (which I do not approve of)…I just thought the title was funny. 🙂
BTW, I am in agreement with those who believe that the 2nd Amendment includes being able to defend ourselves from governments. Just think about what led to the American Revolution and, if that’s not enough, check out Article 10 in the New Hampshire’s Constitution’s Bill of Rights: Read More
Okay, this is funny…
This TikTok has me absolutely dead pic.twitter.com/VszU4GNuBS
— jordan orris (@Jordan_Orris) June 19, 2021